Woman in pink: I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS SADDER...THAT THIS WAS HIS LAST REQUEST OR THAT HIS EULOGY CAN BE DONE IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS.
Tombstone reads: # R.I.P. TRENDING NOW *arrow pointing down*
Obviously, NOT James Michener. His obituary, 994 pages long, began, “Four and a half million years ago, an odd-looking ape stood on the plains of Africa . . .”
watmiwori about 10 years ago
“No signal.”
Ida No about 10 years ago
Love the selfie.
Orion-13 about 10 years ago
#WormsMeat
Orion
Superfrog about 10 years ago
His second last request was a plot with free WiFi.
pbarnrob about 10 years ago
#TheSoulOfWit
b.m.razzilla about 10 years ago
What a self-righteous twit…
wndrwrthg about 10 years ago
“Confusion…will be my epitaph”.
jreckard about 10 years ago
I think he’s down trending.
roctor about 10 years ago
Delete!
dabugger about 10 years ago
unoriginal…..
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
they noticed!
BluePumpkin about 10 years ago
I’ve heard an unusual amount of eulogies and the best ones are almost always the more succinct ones.
thirdguy about 10 years ago
I hope folks can find 140 characters to say for me.
westny77 about 10 years ago
it’s the sign of the times
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
“Please retweet and share and like.”
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
-And ‘Fakebook’….
bmonk over 9 years ago
Obviously, NOT James Michener. His obituary, 994 pages long, began, “Four and a half million years ago, an odd-looking ape stood on the plains of Africa . . .”