Unless you wanna read him some tall tales.
Another Dunning-Kruger comedian
No, I’m looking for books on zingers so I can “cut you down to size”, buster! ;/
Mad Magazine used to have a column called “Snappy Comebacks to Stupid Questions”. I wonder how they’d handle this? ;/
Wow. That’s blatant sizeism!
Quick, call Randy Newman!
No. He’s looking for the SpongeBob Pants stories.
This from the woman who spends all of her time in the “Gothic Romance” section. Sheesh!
Jump right up and hit her in the knee, Zig.
This story is Back by popular demand!!!!
Short people got no reason
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Why would he be looking for stories about shorts when he doesn’t wear any?
Ziggy’s only looking for shorts, or any other type of pants!
Hey don’t belittle me.
Whereas both Yao Ming and Shawn Bradley are looking for tall tales.
No, he’s not looking for short stories. He’s looking for murder mysteries… where someone gets kilt.
That’s cold …..
no, his shorts
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June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021