Almost like WikiHow, isn’t it?
Don’t read signs while driving. As bad as using your phone while driving…
“Information Superhighway”. We haven’t heard that since the turn of this century.
Hey, we have to start with the essentials, right?
The next sign should tell you how to call for an ambulance after the toaster blows up in your face.
First, get a fork. Burma Shave
Street flooding ahead.
1. Connect it to the internet.
2. Let it rewire itself.
Abstract: Why rewire a toaster.
June 27, 2016