Bird: No offense...But i'm meeting a date here for dinner...would you mind leaving the popcorn and hittin' the road?
One word to say why so: privacy.
Go find an empty nest.
“You can have the bench, but I’ll take the popcorn with me.” ;)
Hit the road, Jack! And don’t you come here no more, no more, no more!
Next time Ziggy, bring a slingshot…
Scram, Ziggy. Birds wanna use that bench for humping!
It’s hard to say no to a talking bird.
June 27, 2016