Well, why CAN’T you talk, Cagney? Other comic strip dogs can talk: like “Louie” in Overboard…oh, wait, no…well, like “Odie” in Garfield…uh, no, hang on…um, like “Rover” in Red and Ro—nope nope…well, there’s Snoopy—dang it! Uh, Marmaduke? LOL carry on, Cagney…
Well, why CAN’T you talk, Cagney? Other comic strip dogs can talk: like “Louie” in Overboard…oh, wait, no…well, like “Odie” in Garfield…uh, no, hang on…um, like “Rover” in Red and Ro—nope nope…well, there’s Snoopy—dang it! Uh, Marmaduke? LOL carry on, Cagney…