Self loading fireplace.
Call in a lumberjack, a chimney sweep, or the fire marshall?
Core the tree. Count the rings. Add on a few more years.
That will get you an estimate of when it was.
No problem, just light the tree.
Need to get to the root of this problem.
The fireplace has been treed.
Looks like a win actually, won’t be needing to go to the woodshed for a bit.
Automatic yule log.