WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for October 13, 2024

Just send in the wolf, for cryin’ out loud.

Say my name, and you will get your goodies.

With that big mouth – well it has to be the wolf.

What a big bias you have grandma …

Reminds me of Hoodwinked.

Cheers is the only place anybody knows her name

Then there was Little Red Riding Babushka, carrying her partitioned basket with knishes on the fleishig side and cheese blintzes on the milchig side. Her dialog with the wolf went like this:

“But Bubbe, what big ears you got!”

“All the better to hear you with, my dear.”

“But Bubbe, what big eyes you got!”

“All the better to see you with, my dear.”

“But Bubbe, what a big nose you got!”

“You should talk?”

“And I prefer the pronouns they/them. And due to the Endangered Species Act, the wolf will not be with us.”

Little Red Riding Hood meets the terrible teens.

“OK. OK. Just remember I’m NOT a wolf.”

Shut up and deliver the goods! : )

Granny was the imposter in the story. I think she’s really a wolf in granny clothing.

Her name is Little Twerp. So there.