Sounds like the doctor who treated all the nurses to lunch (including my mom) who worked in the emergency room…he walks in with a handful of bags of mcdonald’s junk food…(don’t open your wallet up too much, bud!)
Unfortunately, recent drops in revenue make it necessary to tighten our belts here at F*ckTheEmplyeesThey’reAnExpenseItemAndItIsOnlyGoodBusinessPracticeToAlwaysBringExpensesToTheLo-westAmountPossible.
So I must regretfully inform you that the salaries each and every one of you receives will have to take a bit of a haircut, beginning this pay period.
enigmamz 5 months ago
Let’s see what those recruitment e-mails have to say, shall we??
Doug K 5 months ago
Isn’t it nice when someone lets you share in their success?
Aussie Down Under 5 months ago
Doesn’t look like anyone is at the controls. Pride comes before the fall (crash)
cdward 5 months ago
Hee, it’s almost like someone did that in a space ship.
ladykat 5 months ago
If it’s my success too, I want a ride in that helicopter.
Munch 5 months ago
If you all work hard then I can buy another one next year. Teamwork!
PossumPete 5 months ago
Jump!
timinwsac Premium Member 5 months ago
And if, you the employee, work hard enough you’ll be able to make rent this month.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
He took advantage of the whirlybird special.
John Lamb Premium Member 5 months ago
Oh, goody. Now he’s going to give them a pizza party with one small slice per person and a choice of cheese or anchovy.
Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago
Billionaires are proof that the system does not work
wildlandwaters 5 months ago
Sounds like the doctor who treated all the nurses to lunch (including my mom) who worked in the emergency room…he walks in with a handful of bags of mcdonald’s junk food…(don’t open your wallet up too much, bud!)
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 5 months ago
Unfortunately, recent drops in revenue make it necessary to tighten our belts here at F*ckTheEmplyeesThey’reAnExpenseItemAndItIsOnlyGoodBusinessPracticeToAlwaysBringExpensesToTheLo-westAmountPossible.
So I must regretfully inform you that the salaries each and every one of you receives will have to take a bit of a haircut, beginning this pay period.
Have a nice day.
Now get your lazy a$$es back to work!
Jml58 5 months ago
Now, where did I put my rocketlauncher?
Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago
It’s time to start a collection to buy a rocket launcher.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago
Throw something hard at him. Throw it hard too.