WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 30, 2024

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    Let’s see what those recruitment e-mails have to say, shall we??

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Isn’t it nice when someone lets you share in their success?

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    Aussie Down Under  5 months ago

    Doesn’t look like anyone is at the controls. Pride comes before the fall (crash)

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    cdward  5 months ago

    Hee, it’s almost like someone did that in a space ship.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    If it’s my success too, I want a ride in that helicopter.

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    Munch  5 months ago

    If you all work hard then I can buy another one next year. Teamwork!

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    PossumPete  5 months ago

    Jump!

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    timinwsac Premium Member 5 months ago

    And if, you the employee, work hard enough you’ll be able to make rent this month.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    He took advantage of the whirlybird special.

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    John Lamb Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oh, goody. Now he’s going to give them a pizza party with one small slice per person and a choice of cheese or anchovy.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Billionaires are proof that the system does not work

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    Sounds like the doctor who treated all the nurses to lunch (including my mom) who worked in the emergency room…he walks in with a handful of bags of mcdonald’s junk food…(don’t open your wallet up too much, bud!)

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Unfortunately, recent drops in revenue make it necessary to tighten our belts here at F*ckTheEmplyeesThey’reAnExpenseItemAndItIsOnlyGoodBusinessPracticeToAlwaysBringExpensesToTheLo-westAmountPossible.

    So I must regretfully inform you that the salaries each and every one of you receives will have to take a bit of a haircut, beginning this pay period.

    Have a nice day.

    Now get your lazy a$$es back to work!

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    Jml58  5 months ago

    Now, where did I put my rocketlauncher?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s time to start a collection to buy a rocket launcher.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago

    Throw something hard at him. Throw it hard too.

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