WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 14, 2022

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    allen@home  4 months ago

    Go to the back of the theater you two. The stench must be terrible.

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    pathamil  4 months ago

    Clean-up on ̶a̶i̶s̶l̶e̶ row one…

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Finally? So no one has been in that theater since 1993?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    I have seen “sticky” floors in those peep shows of old.. but never that bad in a theatre.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    I don’t do theaters….gross

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    jconnors3954  4 months ago

    It’s not the theaters, it’s the clientele.

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    stamps  4 months ago

    And he goes to the bathroom where?

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well, thankfully now you can just wait 3 months (or in some cases weeks) and you can rent the movie online and pocket the difference.

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    Chuck2Carol Premium Member 4 months ago

    The congregation of which I was pastor back in 1967-71 had initially held services on Sunday mornings in the local theater. Many were the jokes about that arrangement, akin to this WUMO joke. Well, after a while the congregation moved up in class by transferring to a dance studio. Whole new batch of jokes arose! At seminary we talked about “chancel-prancing,” and I often felt like doing some dance steps. Was greatly relieved when we finally moved into a new church building.

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    suñña  4 months ago

    “Could you go to the concession stand for me?”

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