How do they scratch. Um anywhere when they get an itch.
They are good at spiking the ball
That was his hook shot.
They need to be hooked up with a supplier of better prosthetics.
And no depth perception either
Uh, pirates can only lose one hand else they not be able to feed themselves and die. They CAN lose other parts of their anatomy, however.
Yarr, this volleyball game be hard, says I.
The referee deflated those pirates like those pirates deflated those balls.
I bet I can guess why the one pirate is wearing an eye patch…
Aaaaaand that’s the match! Score: Parrotheads 21, Pirates 0
Considering that they each have TWO hooks, they were probably kicked out of the Pirate Union for being such incredibly bad swordsmen.
“Hooked on volleyball”
Wulff & Morgenthaler