My son jokes that I must be a vampire because when he makes garlic toast it makes my eyes water. If I am I’m the only one whose fangs are on a dental plate.
You won’t be alive forever — you’ll be dead forever. But still able to walk around. And murder people. You’ll be soulless so you won’t mind the murdering so much.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
I like the way this lady thinks.
wiatr over 3 years ago
My son jokes that I must be a vampire because when he makes garlic toast it makes my eyes water. If I am I’m the only one whose fangs are on a dental plate.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Your money or your life!”
“I’m thinking.” – - Jack Benny
bookworm0812 over 3 years ago
Forget it! Keep your garlic bread! It’s worth dying for!
Kilrwat Premium Member over 3 years ago
Methinks that living forever might be overrated.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
That’s only in the movies…now be quiet….I vant to drrrrrink your blah blah blah blooooood!
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
“…and souls. Didn’t somebody mention not having a soul?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Come to think of it, I’ve never known of any Italian vampires…
anomaly over 3 years ago
He should be able to tell that she likes garlic.
nerd warning over 3 years ago
the vampire looks so down with this lady
Another Take over 3 years ago
“And mirrors for doing my hair and makeup”
Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago
You won’t be alive forever — you’ll be dead forever. But still able to walk around. And murder people. You’ll be soulless so you won’t mind the murdering so much.
William Stoneham Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not just garlic bread, I would have to give up Italian food, and that’s not gonna happen.