I like the way this lady thinks.
My son jokes that I must be a vampire because when he makes garlic toast it makes my eyes water. If I am I’m the only one whose fangs are on a dental plate.
“Your money or your life!”
“I’m thinking.” – - Jack Benny
Forget it! Keep your garlic bread! It’s worth dying for!
Methinks that living forever might be overrated.
That’s only in the movies…now be quiet….I vant to drrrrrink your blah blah blah blooooood!
“…and souls. Didn’t somebody mention not having a soul?
Come to think of it, I’ve never known of any Italian vampires…
He should be able to tell that she likes garlic.
the vampire looks so down with this lady
“And mirrors for doing my hair and makeup”
You won’t be alive forever — you’ll be dead forever. But still able to walk around. And murder people. You’ll be soulless so you won’t mind the murdering so much.
Not just garlic bread, I would have to give up Italian food, and that’s not gonna happen.
Wulff & Morgenthaler