Are these Flower garden gnomes or vegetable garden gnomes?
Thought @ this time of year, all Gnomes go Numb!
I’m still looking for that island named Gnome Ann.
There’s no place like gnome. There’s no place like gnome.
Kind of reminds me of “The Metrognome” by Alan Dean Foster; fun and funny read.
IDK, I think we should turn back, looks dangerous out there….
Want to guess what they’re growing in their garden??
If you want to see a seriously funny take on street gnomes you need to read the Monster Hunter Incorporated series by Larry Correia. If you like the supernatural in a modern real world setting, dive in. If you like great heroes and automatic weapons, dive in.
You will never view a garden gnome the same way again. Or elves, orcs and all every myth in human history.
Wulff & Morgenthaler