“And the next person I see using FourSquare is going to be Mayor of FootUpYourA$$Ville!”
“If you keep doing it, I will use the Force against you.”
And don’t dare think of syncing your Strava account.
I like how people post instantly on facebook, … what they are doing – it’s like “Okay, I’m away from the house and won’t be back for 4 hours.”
Says the guy who’s constantly tweeting.
A great leader always addresses his troops as"Guys"!
I heard that Facebook, twitter and Youtube are merging together to make one big company. They’re going to be called Youtwitface!
“Hey look, I’m the Mayor of the death star!”
I can’t hear “guys” in Vader’s voice.
General Akbar to all resistance fighters: The Death Star forgot to turn off it’s location finder…we know where they are!
Wulff & Morgenthaler