If one more main character gets killed off, we're coming after you! Understand, freaky writer nerd?
George R.R. Martin gets a private visit from some of his characters
Meh, he’s an amateur. Baen authors have been known to take out entire planets.
Pastis is lucky. His characters are a rat, a pig, a goat, and a zebra. Martin has to deal with a hound, a wolf, a lion, and a dragon.
And what’s with all the weird incest and pervy stuff?
The books are already written, good luck. At least he’ll know when they’ll be coming for him.
That actually kind of looks like him. Nice.
Why does Martin dress like an old sea captain?
Yes, there were dragons but they weren’t what they are said to be. Just like vampires and zombies.
And that’s why he decided to leave out the “Red Bar Mitzvah.”
Well, no wonder he hasn’t finished The Song of Ice and Fire series. Either that or he’s just out of ideas.
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