If one more main character gets killed off, we're coming after you! Understand, freaky writer nerd? George R.R. Martin gets a private visit from some of his characters
Meh, he’s an amateur. Baen authors have been known to take out entire planets.
Pastis is lucky. His characters are a rat, a pig, a goat, and a zebra. Martin has to deal with a hound, a wolf, a lion, and a dragon.
And what’s with all the weird incest and pervy stuff?
The books are already written, good luck. At least he’ll know when they’ll be coming for him.
That actually kind of looks like him. Nice.
Why does Martin dress like an old sea captain?
Yes, there were dragons but they weren’t what they are said to be. Just like vampires and zombies.
And that’s why he decided to leave out the “Red Bar Mitzvah.”
Well, no wonder he hasn’t finished The Song of Ice and Fire series. Either that or he’s just out of ideas.
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LobosSolos Premium Member over 9 years ago
Meh, he’s an amateur. Baen authors have been known to take out entire planets.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Pastis is lucky. His characters are a rat, a pig, a goat, and a zebra. Martin has to deal with a hound, a wolf, a lion, and a dragon.
SwimsWithSharks over 9 years ago
And what’s with all the weird incest and pervy stuff?
feralglance over 9 years ago
The books are already written, good luck. At least he’ll know when they’ll be coming for him.
Kyle Robert over 9 years ago
That actually kind of looks like him. Nice.
Atrius5000 over 9 years ago
Why does Martin dress like an old sea captain?
pcolli over 9 years ago
Yes, there were dragons but they weren’t what they are said to be. Just like vampires and zombies.
Seeker149 Premium Member over 9 years ago
And that’s why he decided to leave out the “Red Bar Mitzvah.”
sperry532 over 5 years ago
Well, no wonder he hasn’t finished The Song of Ice and Fire series. Either that or he’s just out of ideas.