Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for April 26, 2019

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    Jml58  over 3 years ago

    I just checked. There were no bears in my kitchen.Not that I wanted any anyway.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think Pauline and I agree that D is a constant, rather than a variable.

    D=0.

     

    Therefore you always arrive at the correct answer of zero.

    Not only is the equation, itself, therefore quite practical, so is the physical result.

    No bears in my kitchen is a very practical outcome.

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    felinefan55 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But what if they are Wiley bears?

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    bxclent  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    what if they are Koala Bears?

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    This reminds me of the old saying, “Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough!”

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    walterlaich Premium Member over 3 years ago

    dividing area by volume makes no sense . . .

    yes, I agree D=0

    Wiley Bears are cute, even my wife loves them but they always seem to be figuring out how to eat humans ∴ D still = 0

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “No bears in the kitchen!” " Last time he sh_t in the pool."

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    chris_weaver  over 3 years ago

    But then there’s also that ‘no-bears’ provision in my rental contract!

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But the equation is the “Number of Bears you CAN fit in your kitchen”. “d” is extraneous.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    D would be a negative number for me so that would cancel out any of them being present.

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    Celarius Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Alaskan Bears Don’t do math they just walk in/breakin

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    tracybsmith  over 3 years ago

    Or gummy bears?

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    Bill The Nuke  over 3 years ago

    That’s bearly funny.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    OMG I don’t think I can Bear the thought of a bear in my kitchen….those are the bare facts….

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    Night-Gaunt49  over 3 years ago

    Koalas are not ursine.

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    cranston65  over 3 years ago

    This is pure genius – thank you ❤

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Can I come to your kitchen?

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    Jason Scarborough  over 3 years ago

    Don’t need a multiplication symbol between the ) and the d, it just makes the formula read (Area of kitchen divided by Average volume of bear) times Area of kitchen times Desire to have bears in kitchen

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    Dirtfarmer  over 3 years ago

    Units don’t match. X should be the volume of your kitchen or Y should be the footprint of the average bear.

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