“Colon has problems, examination scheduled.”
“Question mark arrives, interrogation ensues”
OMG, I love grammar jokes!
I love grammar jokes, too……….and these are ****great****!
Division’s budget slashed.
I won’t quote you on that.
The curved brackets are accused of parentthesplaining.
And the ellipsis will just have to wait.
Not to mention the notorious comma splice!
Let’s hope that readers, writers, speakers, pupils, students, on-air journalists, and all others with an IQ greater than Tiger Woods’s best PGA round have the wit to realize that “asterisk” rhymes with “disc,” “risk,” and “whisk,” rather than “brick,” “hick,” or “kick.”
OXFORD COMMAS FOREVER!