To get off the fainting couch, do you have to roll doubles?
A few years back there was a Jane Austin “pick your adventure” book written for adults.
Quite good synopsis of Ms Austen’s works made into a perfect game for a rainy afternoon.
I originally misunderstood “take to your bed” under the “nobleman turns out to be a scoundrel”. Sorry my brain was in the present century.
I bet Toffeebottom has sweet buns.
With whom did we think Toffeebottom was smitten before we realized it was us?
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
And a single woman, destitute with no prospects but is otherwise pretty and charming, must be in want of a husband with a good fortune.
Quick, roll the dice and let’s play the game!
There’s nothing like a game where you win by becoming Lady Toffeebottom!
And people wonder why I prefer Charlotte Bronte?