Yea Rita just keep telling yourself that.
Rita should go on a permanent vacation
Can’t see the forest for the trees!!
Yeah, keep telling yourself that….
The gaping abyss of self-delusion was momentarily threatened there.
It’s called “cognitive dissonance”.
We love you, Rita.
If they be reft, she must be light.
Rita’s “positivity” is as large as her ego.
There’s the Rita we all love.
And I thought De’nile was a river in Egypt
If Rita can define productivity, she’s found something that many have missed.
Don’t! Go figure.
Knew she’d figure it out.
It’s amazing to see how the narcissistic mind processes things.
LOL! I worked for a boss like that. She was our “Executive Vice President” via her only qualification being the daughter of the owner… and the only things she did was gossip and annoy and hassle us over petty stuff. She had a difficult pregnancy, so she was out for about seven months – while she was out productivity and morale improved greatly. First thing she did when she came back was to return things to “normal”…
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt
She should take more vacations, then…
For some reason, in the last panel, Rita reminds me of “Karen” on Will & Grace.
Define worse than useless. Your presence has a negative impact.
With me, production falls if I go on vacation. Everyone is happy to see me when I return so I can fix all their mistakes.
It’s called SPIN!
John Zakour and Scott Roberts