Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 10, 2024

Never assume.

Now, rub really low on his belly!

Only a princess can turn a frog back into a prince.

A talking frog, distant ancestor of Michigan J.

Frogs talk to people all the time.

But a frog turning into a prince is just a fairy tale.

I suppose making out with a human, is depraved for a frog.

Even better if she’s a princess.

Nice trick Wizard. You no fools me in that frog disguise.

Talk about having a frog in your throat.

There is some frogs in South America if kissed give a off hulusagin that look like a prince.

Not all fairy tales come true.

“You kiss ONE frog…”

“♫ You must remember this

A kiss is just a kiss…♫"

Before you find your handsome prince you gotta kiss a lot of toads!

Read the fine print next time.

that one is from like 30 years ago or more, the old frog gag

You’ll get warts on your lips!

And she’s not very bright!

Hang on to him lady, talking frogs are better than princes, except Prince.

Kissing a fair maiden is a weird kink?

Horny toad

And off to the House of Pancakes!!

Thank goodness for the Classics. The new ones suck,

…and so is she, Froggy!

Fooled by a frog!!!!!

Tonight’s special. Frog legs.

Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight

Lead me out on the moonlit floor

Lift your open hand

Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance

Silver moon’s sparkling

So kiss me

Nothing wrong with being kinky.

It’s hard to resist a talking frog. Shucks, I’d even kiss the frog, too. I suppose I’e be asked to rub it’’s belly as I’m no longer cute. If it’s an old frog, we could really hit it off. Rib-it.

yeah, Jim and you can have frog legs for dinneror is that the Warner brothers frog? Hello my honey hello my baby hello my ragtime gal.