Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 16, 2024

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 3 months ago

    Anybody remember that from boot camp? Cleared your sinuses real clean

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Special Angel song where the tears from your eyes bring the rain?

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    Wiz, you are losing your touch.

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    Crying shame

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    DaveG1960  3 months ago

    Batman has nothing to fear. (Used that ploy in the ’89 film)..

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    Green? At least he didn’t set it on fire.

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    Eric Thom Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well they will disappear just not the way Wizard wanted

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Liquified Tear Gas eh.

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    robcarroll1213  3 months ago

    Remember when Wizard of Id was intelligently written and funny? Anyone else miss Brant and Jeff Parker??

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Cleared the hay fever right up, tho!!

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    …..they did leave the building!!!!

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    serial232  3 months ago

    I was one of the few who it didn’t bother. The troop handler sent me in to check if it was ready and after 5 minutes of me looking for what he alluded to, he came in without a mask and puke. It was funny, but the five miles I had to run back to the barricks wasn’t.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Label your potions next time, Wiz.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    We can’t all do wonderful things.

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    David_the_CAD  3 months ago

    Well, it did work in that no one can see you, or anything now.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Oops! Wrong bottle!

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    ChazNCenTex  3 months ago

    We didn’t do that because of some SNAFU. It was a brand new Naval Training Center. The rifle range wasn’t completed yet so we lay on the ground with M1s and aimed and said “bang”.

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    Wiz: “I gotta start labeling these things.”

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