Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 30, 2023

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    flagmichael  6 months ago

    Poor bird! It was coming home and now has nowhere to go.

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    angelolady Premium Member 6 months ago

    You shouldn’t bap the messenger!!

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    B UTTONS  6 months ago

    Flicked into the Fink’s kitchen. Dinner tonight: Pigeon.

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    Drizzt76  6 months ago

    At least it’s not phishing mail, they need seagulls for that….

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    dcdete.  6 months ago

    I’m with you there. I hate pigeon spam! Especially when it decides to spam all over my newly washed car roof!

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    It seems pretty harsh … but the castle must be protected.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    But Sir Rodney, you should read and answer your mail. You knights of the realm don’t want to break a link in your chain-mail now, do you?

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    Calvinist1966  6 months ago

    “Stop the pigeon! Stop the pigeon!”

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    DaveG1960  6 months ago

    Off course, the pigeon’s revenge will be to fly back over and drop a deposit……

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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    I wish it were that easy to deal with pigeons. They’re considered “flying vermin” in many parts of the world, especially in urban areas.

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    joe piglet Premium Member 6 months ago

    Speckled Jim from Black Adder. Deny everything Baldrick

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    Rather cruel to the poor innocent bird.

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    erledbet  6 months ago

    Early century parallel to 21th century tech…..that’s good!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I wonder if the fink needs an extended warranty on his carriage.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    When the going gets dove, the dove get going.

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    Poor pigeon- – -

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    yip yip yip   6 months ago

    That was too close for comfort. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    hk Premium Member 6 months ago

    Eating it would have been more productive.

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hoping Russia will run out of missiles and drones and start sending in pigeons as a last resort…

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Wonder what they do when a stork comes with a little cute bundle of joy?

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    bwswolf  6 months ago

    My type of spam screening …… pretty much the same thing I do …… only I use my answering machine & caller ID to screen …… :)

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  6 months ago

    If only you could eat Spam (either kind).

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    Someone get Peta on the phone. This will not stand!

    That pigeon could’ve been experimented on.

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    kendavis09  6 months ago

    Hormel is starting a law suit.

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    felinefan55 Premium Member 6 months ago

    What I don’t understand is how the people I block can still leave messages. Yes I am glad the phone doesn’t ring, but them being able to still “contact” me in some form is not blocking. I also don’t know it is a nefarious voice-mail until I listen to them. The new phone I got started getting calls from something called “True Accord”. They are relentless. I hadn’t heard of them prior to getting the new number.

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    Must have flown in from Nigeria.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    African or European?

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