Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 31, 2023

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    David_the_CAD  6 months ago

    Than is a good point.

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    dvandom  6 months ago

    Even the venomous ones aren’t going to waste venom on something too big to eat unless they feel threatened. And bigger ones like that are almost all constrictors rather than venomous.

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    momofalex7  6 months ago

    Rodney’s gotta point.

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    Botulism Bob  6 months ago

    If seven out of 100 Oreo cookies were poisonous, I’d eat the other 93.

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    Yes because he can use his powers to make himself immune to the poison.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 6 months ago

    Are you planning to eat the snake?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    With those kind of odds, better postpone that trip to Vegas.

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    Jonathan Mason  6 months ago

    If no Oreos were poisonous I still wouldn’t eat one – they’re vile.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Zoology does not seem to be Rodney’s strong point.

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    yip yip yip   6 months ago

    I would offer them as treats. So beware if your offered Oreos. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    GentlemanBill  6 months ago

    I’m happy when 7 out of 100 people know the difference between venomous and poisonous…

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    And this is the leader of Id’s army?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    And then there’s the Tylenol poisonings of the 1980’s.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  6 months ago

    Hand out the Oreos. When seven people get sick, you can eat the rest.

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    Never tell me the odds!

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    Geophyzz  6 months ago

    In Australia, snakes are probably 93% poisonous. Any Aussies out there with statistics?

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    DawnQuinn1  6 months ago

    IF you knew WHICH ONES WERE POISONOUS. Statistics say, you have a good chance of eating a poisonous one, if you do not already know which are and which are not.

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    preacherman  6 months ago

    Though I usually steer clear of all reptiles, snakes especially, I’d recommend distancing yourselves from this one as his eyes are too close together.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    How can Oreos ever be bad for you? They’re vegan!

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    Sir Isaac  6 months ago

    In college we celebrated the end of midterms with a round of ice cream parfaits. One guy saw a fly pressed against the glass down near the bottom and was totally cool. He ate down to where the fly was then took it back for a refund. We sure knew how to raise heck back then.

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    Ishka Bibel  6 months ago

    I am just pleased to see the correct usage of venomous and poisonous.It is the little things

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I wouldn’t eat them anyway. I don’t like Oreos.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 6 months ago

    Good point, Rodney.

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    paranormal  6 months ago

    Only if it wasn’t triangular shaped!

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    sobrown51  6 months ago

    Do I see an Ice Bucket type challenge developing?

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Depends, Rodney. How much poison are we talking about?

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    Venomous snakes have diamond shaped heads – - -

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    Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago

    Oreos all look alike. Snakes don’t. As mentioned, they have different shaped heads. Also, colors, I think, can be similar but not exactly the same. For myself, I just back off and take another route. I prefer not to guess if the snake is more scared of me or not. Where I live we have almost no venomous snakes, and places I have hiked I ran into a few things I chose not to assume one way or the other. They had the right of way in my mind.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Would that be with or without milk?

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    LeeBrenneison  6 months ago

    Whats the percentage for “Double Stuffed” ?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  6 months ago

    I shouldn’t have?

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    Izzy Moreno  6 months ago

    Good point, but why Oreo cookies? Why not just cookies?

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    Ukko wilko  6 months ago

    To deter theft, the farmer put a sign up: “One of these water melons has been injected with poison”. Over night someone crossed out the “one” and wrote “two” above it.

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    PAR85  6 months ago

    I have to agree with him. I hate snakes.

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    Tigers in 2017,2019,2020 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Odds jump to 1 in 3 in Australia! Most bites occur when the snake feels threatened so leave them alone they will leave you alone. The second most common venomous snake around here is the Red Bellied Black Snake, very beatiful to look at by the way, so @cmerb please forgive me for not taking your advice!

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    dxer  5 months ago

    Eating 93 Oreo cookies could likely be fatal…

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