Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 22, 2023

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Don’t forget the oubliette

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    He did what Mr. Burns would do on The Simpsons, but Mr. Burns wouldn’t have used that ball.

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    cubswin2016  over 1 year ago

    I hope that there is not a rancor in that pit.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    It’s only fair if the Fink wins.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Now that the ‘8’ ball has spoken. Does he have a cue what to do next?

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    Piper_13 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That little runt of a FINK!!

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Maybe you can use Calvin’s oracle head…https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2023/02/21

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    tom.amitai  over 1 year ago

    …and stop calling me Shirley.

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    Grandma Lea  over 1 year ago

    Only when you want someone to drop in to see their friends.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Is that even an option on a Magic 8 Ball? Imagine if he got, “Reply hazy. Try again.”

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Cute, but how big is their catapult?

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    wongo  over 1 year ago

    I once knew a guy who lived by the magic 8 ball. He died young.

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    Cerabooge  over 1 year ago

    Cheaper than an astrologer.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Hmmm! I had an “8” ball once…too much generalization advice so I threw it down some ally!

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    Mediatech  over 1 year ago

    It would be hard to trade with a country like I’d, since the only thing they produce in surplus is disappointment.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  over 1 year ago

    Unpredictable diplomacy.

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    TexTech  over 1 year ago

    Trusts his random “oracle” more than his trained advisors. Probably follows the advice and teachings of “Q” as well.

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    ekke  over 1 year ago

    Now, let’s see. It’s an allegory, right? So which one is the US and which one is China? Unobservant minds need to be told!

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