Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 17, 2023

Nice try Son

Now you gotta pull the sun towards you; but if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen and away from the sun.

Ask Jimmy Stewart to help. He said in “It’s a Wonderful Life” that he’d throw a lasso around the moon and pull it down for his girl.

Wait, why isn’t the lawn on fire? Helios must be feeling… down.

1. To do what, exactly?

2. Do, or do not: there is no “try”!

clearly a fake

Well, he got burnt on that one….

I think that I prefer Apollo and his winged chariot. They reportedly had better regularity in this job.

You cannot fight Mother Nature.

There are certain things that even your Wiz powers can’t do!

This toon will really get to the QM scientists.

“Well, Ted, I tried.”

Yesterday was suppose to be the most depressing day of the year, so He’s trying to make the sun set later in the day. Yip yip yip yip yip

Ha, my magic is stronger than the Wiz. I prefer the music of the night. Yip yip yip yip yip

What was the goal? Prevent the sun from setting?

The wand has lost a little power.

Move to Alaska.

A for effort.

carpe diem!

It’s a wonder the rope didn’t burn on contact! LOL

Well so much for installing those solar panels…

What was he trying to do?

Need a longer rope.

Sun’s Kung Fu was too strong..

Ben Franklin watched the Wiz’s attempt, and thought, “Hmmm…… maybe there’s an easier way…..”

Another fine mess you got us into…..

He’s very trying at the best of times.

The sun loved the moonSo much he died every nightTo let her breath ….. can’t fight love Wiz

Flat earth ers would like this one.

The wizard and his theatrics keep us rivetted.

What was he trying to do?

Princess Celestia he ain’t…

trying to harness fission