Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 17, 2023

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    C  8 months ago

    Nice try Son

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    jasonsnakelover  8 months ago

    Now you gotta pull the sun towards you; but if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen and away from the sun.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ask Jimmy Stewart to help. He said in “It’s a Wonderful Life” that he’d throw a lasso around the moon and pull it down for his girl.

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    bigcatbusiness  8 months ago

    Wait, why isn’t the lawn on fire? Helios must be feeling… down.

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    1. To do what, exactly?

    2. Do, or do not: there is no “try”!

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    _lounger_  8 months ago

    clearly a fake

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    DaveG1960  8 months ago

    Well, he got burnt on that one….

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    I think that I prefer Apollo and his winged chariot. They reportedly had better regularity in this job.

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    cubswin2016  8 months ago

    You cannot fight Mother Nature.

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    There are certain things that even your Wiz powers can’t do!

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    William Bednar Premium Member 8 months ago

    This toon will really get to the QM scientists.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    “Well, Ted, I tried.”

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    yip yip yip   8 months ago

    Yesterday was suppose to be the most depressing day of the year, so He’s trying to make the sun set later in the day. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    yip yip yip   8 months ago

    Ha, my magic is stronger than the Wiz. I prefer the music of the night. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    What was the goal? Prevent the sun from setting?

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    rshive  8 months ago

    The wand has lost a little power.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  8 months ago

    Move to Alaska.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    A for effort.

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    alliegator  8 months ago

    carpe diem!

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    It’s a wonder the rope didn’t burn on contact! LOL

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Well so much for installing those solar panels…

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    Camiyami Premium Member 8 months ago

    What was he trying to do?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  8 months ago

    Need a longer rope.

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    cosman  8 months ago

    Sun’s Kung Fu was too strong..

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    Doublejake Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ben Franklin watched the Wiz’s attempt, and thought, “Hmmm…… maybe there’s an easier way…..”

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    raybarb44  8 months ago

    Another fine mess you got us into…..

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    Mediatech  8 months ago

    He’s very trying at the best of times.

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    catonmyshoulders  8 months ago

    The sun loved the moonSo much he died every nightTo let her breath ….. can’t fight love Wiz

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    zodismoon  8 months ago

    Flat earth ers would like this one.

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    hagarthehorrible  8 months ago

    The wizard and his theatrics keep us rivetted.

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    Durak Premium Member 8 months ago

    What was he trying to do?

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    Ron Bauerle  8 months ago

    Princess Celestia he ain’t…

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    rzander906  8 months ago

    trying to harness fission

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