Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 04, 2022

Reminds me of my apprenticeship, one joker thought it would be funny to punch me in the stomach. Under my boiler suit, I had on jeans with a belt, with a big brass buckle. That was a satisfying crunch, too.

Why is he so much taller than she is? Usually he’s the short one!

He ate the leaves?

Punching him may help release some feelings that she has held on to. It may take several punches to feel true satisfaction.

Just wait till all those little bugs and mites on the leaves start to bite the Wiz. He’ll be itching and scratching till Christmas.

Sort of an Autumn version of the Green Man.

Well, Wiz, I’m all for getting into my fiber, but this may be going too far.

I see Wiz did his crunches today!

Where I live, the leaves have just been starting to change. The trees are still relatively full.

Well, there you go. A leaf suit. I cringe to think about all the bugs in there, though.

He’s sure to have a “fall” out!

Like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

My leaves have not fallen yet, they are still green. What does it mean?

Well, she is sitting down

People with pets shouldn’t play in the leaves – they might find a stinky surprise buried within.

At least ya picked them up! I thought leaf blowers were invented to blow leaves into a pile so they’d be easier to pick up. . .all the yard care people around here just use them to blow the leaves into the street. . .and charge $125 a month to do that!!!

A husband who delivers when he tells his wife she will not be disappointed is an inspiration to all of us.

(Even if he — rarely, of course — makes us look bad.)

Wizley’s be-leaves it or not.