Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 13, 2022

Did they use a pen and paper? I like to do that work whenever I get blood work done and the phlebotomist says he or she needs to draw blood.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Well, the horses are looking dumbfounded….

No tongues now……..

“Freeze Frame”? They’re nose to nose and eye to eye.

Hold your breath: What will happen next?

That’s what you get for wearing magnetic armor

I know two guys who will sleep well this (k)night…

FOOOOM!!! CLANGGGG!!

Time for a hearing test.

A draw seems appropriate for a comic.

Also a unique moment for the Kiss Cam.

What’s that horse doing on the wrong side of the rail? I’d say a foul has been committed.

Where are the air-bags?

Either the horses have the best brakes ever or I really don’t want to see the next panel. Ick.

It’s rare that one sees such exquisitely balanced incompetence.

Shouldn’t they re-joust until there’s a winner?

I guess this kind of draw was most unlikely since it depended on having at least one jouster that was too stupid to get on the correct side of the rail fence.

Seems they’ve interlocked…is there a silver smith in the stands?

Awesome. Last night he drew a draw of knights.

Prince Valiant this ain’t.

They were playing a game of chicken, and nobody won.

Knight’s armor did not have airbags, nor a crumple zone. Ouchies!

I bet that made a funny “CLANG” tooo

Whoever planned this had ONE JOB! The horses are supposed to be on either side of the fence.

Funniest part is the two face-to-face horses.

Neat horses. I want one.

More like a horse-on collision

Well at least they see eye to eye.

The horses win!

Ow.

They’re both crushed over this split decision

High Five?!!

HAHA. This is great!