Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 11, 2022

Airbags.

Air bags, He might have something there

I’ve never understood the Joust , seems like a good way to get Dead or Crippled at a time in History when getting Dead or Crippled was all to easy !

The air bags might be more helpful if they deployed in a way (direction?) or from areas in his suit that would break his fall better.

(To use an old and possibly obsolete phrase) An here I thought that all the main characters in this strip were a gas to watch. (And were else would Rodney have the gas to fill out those ‘gas’ bags?)

Joust don’t get hurt……….

https://www.jousting.co.nz/jousting/rules-of-jousting/

If the lance doesn’t kill him the Takata airbags might.

Knowing he would get knocked off so easily?

Great now what’s the warranty?

Now we just need to improve the contents…

Shirley you joust.

A little help here….!

That’s how Henry VIII got his wound..jousting and it festered and crippled him, eventually killing him from infection.

If the crash doesn’t kill you, the bags will damage you for life.

What is with this Hitting and Hurting.

I wonder if they have invented airbags for leather jackets. I ride a motorcycle and I’m pretty sure I will need them some day.

“Appreciated?” More like ’Suffocated"

Maybe you should have magnatized the opponents lance and Rodney’s suit with opposite polarity’s..

Obviously, that suit wasn’t made in Japan…

Airbags save lives.

big thumbs up

Rod got a piece of the joust from Bruce the Fierce!

Looks like Henry was disqualified.

Mr. Tanka, I presume?

A Wizard of Id continued storyline! I like!