Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 12, 2022

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    David_the_CAD  8 months ago

    Mostly because the other noises during the day drown them out, so you only really notice them at night.

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    C  8 months ago

    Monsters hunt by night

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    It’s almost like the Waltons saying “Goodnight.”

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    jasonsnakelover  8 months ago

    Can you think of a better time to alarm you?

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    dave1960  8 months ago

    Maybe stop Henry sleeping on the roof?

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    Sanspareil  8 months ago

    People who live in old houses only hear old bones!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    Houses have personality. It’s how they talk to you. Every sound will have a story to tell if you listen carefully.

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    DJohnny  8 months ago

    Notice the joke in the first two panels!

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    Olddog04  8 months ago

    What was that sound on the basement?

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    preacherman  8 months ago

    There is a thump sound that I get in my bedroom sometimes. I haven’t the faintest idea what causes it other than temperature changes. That must be it since I seldom hear it during the Spring and Summer.

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    DavidSharp Premium Member 8 months ago

    A tip for the Wiz: “Abraca-creak-on, Noises be-gone!”. Works for me.

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    There’s always that possibility of monsters coming out from under the bed…….aaaaakkkk

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    Geophyzz  8 months ago

    In Canadian winters, it’s because everything shrinks when the temperature plunges at night.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    I hate to disabuse you of the notion that roosters only crow at dawn. They friggin crow all night long and pretty much any time they feel like it. After a couple of days of interrupted sleep, I am ready for a serious chicken dinner.

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    rshive  8 months ago

    Rooster had a long night.

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    cornford.t  8 months ago

    Halloween would be a better time time for the comic

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    ms-ss  8 months ago

    We used to blame the noises in the night on the dog wandering around. After she passed away, they became more concerning.

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Sounds like some peoples bones as they age

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    Anon4242  8 months ago

    I snap crackle pop more than the house does.Just rotating my neck makes a sound a lot like static.

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    Despite the efforts of Mainstream Media telling you otherwise, roosters don’t just cackle at dawn, but any time that they are awake and no one is paying attention to them.

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    sheashea  8 months ago

    I swear there’s a party going on in this place at night.

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    Maybe buy a new house.

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    paranormal  8 months ago

    Because it sounds like Henry getting comfortable on the roof for the night…

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    roberta.forbes.pyle  8 months ago

    More things to distract you during the day,

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    squireobrien  8 months ago

    Because it’s dark, and you can’t see them. :)

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    chain gang charlie  8 months ago

    As a kid I sort of drifted off to sleep after I heard the house creak its last creak as it cooled…

    Most re-assuring….…

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    tinstar  8 months ago

    It’s not the dark we’re afraid of… it’s what’s in it, that we can’t see.

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    wiatr  8 months ago

    The dark allows one’s imagination run wild.

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