Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 22, 2022

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    Ahuehuete  3 months ago

    Who said anything about rescuing?

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    C  3 months ago

    She cut her hair, not worth rescuing

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Who said anything about needing?

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    Poor Rod, all that work for nothing!

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    Who said anything about rescuing? He has other things on his mind.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 3 months ago

    Splendid isolation/I don’t need no one/Splendid isolation/

    [Bridge]Don’t want to wake up with no one beside me/Don’t want to take up with nobody new/Don’t want nobody coming by without calling first/Don’t want nothing to do with you — Warren Zevon

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    Didn’t Rodney use to have a girlfriend named Gwen?

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Ahh…would you believe Door Dash with a Candy Gram?

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Rodney read the wrong fairy tale.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Because he already read that book and knows how it ends.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    She just need somebody to take out the empties. You can leave after that is done Sir Rodney.

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    Calvinist1966  3 months ago

    Rodney knew there was no danger. He just hoped he could marry a beautiful princess. She showed him she isn’t HIS princess.

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    dave1960  3 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raaYkGHY0kY

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    zerotvus  3 months ago

    forget her Rodney….too high maintenance….

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    atomicdog  3 months ago

    “Companionship, maybe…otherwise, I’m good.”

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    cdward  3 months ago

    In fairness, he didn’t say he was there to rescue her.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 3 months ago

    OUCH!

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    I watch the Knicks play basketball   3 months ago

    Rodney watching too many Lifetime movies!

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    1953Baby  3 months ago

    OMG! The perfect life. . .quiet, a little something to drink, and a good book. . .howsabout some cheese and crackers, too?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is that Princess Vespa from the village of Druidia?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Turns out, Rodney found out she’s an introvert and loves the solace of her tower.

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Is that a Merlot?

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    amaneaux  3 months ago

    Someone told her to let down her hair. She misunderstood and let her hair down.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    “What makes you think you don’t need company?” ;)

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  3 months ago

    Apparently, the tower was HER idea

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Should’ve taken the elevator, Rodney.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Pheromones?

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 3 months ago

    He’s just trying to spice up the evening.

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    aciem88  3 months ago

    “You’re right! There is a princess locked away in a far away tower. But, apparently, she WANTS to be there.”

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    sandflea  3 months ago

    Rod heard she was a damsel in dis-dress.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  3 months ago

    Is this one a rerun? It seems familiar.

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    vacman  3 months ago

    She looks like the girl from Fractured Fairy Tales,

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    She has a book. Why would she need a man?

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    Have a glass of wine and chill. Good conversation is hard to come by these days.

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    dcy665  3 months ago

    Can’t a girl just get a peaceful Sunday by herself?

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  3 months ago

    The flaw behind many an intended rescue.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    She was just taking a vacation.

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    hagarthehorrible  3 months ago

    For a moment Rodney’s heroic side was apparent.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 2 months ago

    He didn’t say he was there to rescue her

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