Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 17, 2022

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  7 months ago

    Must be the Wizard’s place.

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    David_the_CAD  7 months ago

    One man’s trash is another man’s job.

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    B UTTONS  7 months ago

    That guy was trying to cook up some calamari for dinner.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  7 months ago

    The city dump is a nice place to visit.

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    Must be in Chinatown.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    Is that garbage too much of an arm full for you?

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    That should have been in the compostables.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Better make sure it’s dead first before proceeding any further.

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    Mediatech  7 months ago

    Wizard has been reading H.P. Lovecraft again.

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    firefrost  7 months ago

    It’s the wizard’s trash of coarse.

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    Chithing Premium Member 7 months ago

    If we eat squid, we call it calamari. I wonder what a squid calls us if we’re being eaten. Just lunch?

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Another experiment gone wrong…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. One wizard’s trash is another man’s felony.

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    preacherman  7 months ago

    Since the creature is still alive, they can just leave it there for animal services.

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    mfrasca  7 months ago

    Takoyaki for dinner?

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    enigmamz  7 months ago

    Wizard’s, or Lio’s.

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    Rustikalni Marija Premium Member 7 months ago

    Wiz, put a few Spheres of Annihilation in your garbage cans and problem solved (you are a wizard), for those artifacts will get rid of anything. (Yes, Dungeons and Dragons geek here).

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    It certainly must smell weird.

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    Why would anyone throw out an octopus? PETA is about to put someone on their hit list.

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    geese28  7 months ago

    in the mood for calamari?

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    blakerl  7 months ago

    Somebody threw away a perfectly good? Whatever? Can that be recycled?

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    rshive  7 months ago

    Weird is one thing. Weird AND aggressive is another.

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    amaneaux  7 months ago

    “Discard the Kraken!”

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  7 months ago

    “…. but often tasty.”

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    KEA  7 months ago

    shouldn’t that be labeled a biohazard?

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    Heres Waldo  6 months ago

    Star-Fish© Canned Tuna?

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    edeloriea14  6 months ago

    Cue the “Sanford and Son” theme.

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    buflogal!  6 months ago

    Hey! That’s my pet! Sorry, she got loose again.

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