Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 14, 2022

Wiz, for the umpteenth time, put your work shoes on before entering your lab to prevent injuries

ow

It’s the ingredients that make the difference.

That’s gotta hurt.

The deadly toe jam curse.

Is that how he comes up with his corny incantations?

There’s a spell for that.

He must be immortal. Not many people can kick the bucket and survive…

This is one curse he’s not letting brew.

It’s coming out raw and unfiltered.

…or heard…

I thought his caldron was in the downstairs of his home. Perhaps this is his work caldron and the one in the basement is his home office.

why he’s working with no pants on to begin with?

curse…yes…interesting…who knows?

Ah, those “magic words” that my daddy taught me. . .

What did he say?

So, the Wiz family has moved into the castle? Or, is this cauldron his traveling cauldron?

Okay, somebody call OSHA. I’m pretty sure there’s a violation in there somewhere. Where’s the label on that smokey pot? Was it damaged though the negligence of Management? I see no sign of fire suppression systems. Fines Galore, here.

Surprised it hasn’t happened more often considering he never wears socks or shoes.

Wonder what his curse is for the shin

remember it’s @ before #, except after $

Wiz needs steel toed toes.