Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 27, 2022

Hay kid, there’s plenty of snow on the ground. Leave Frosty alone.

New weight watcher’s program. Sculpts and reduces the rear end.

Id’s Frosty the Snowman, where the people sing his song out of tune, and use him for snowball fights.

If you’re insinuating that I’m just whistling out my rear, point taken. But then there’s always twitter.

Build a ‘snow shark’ behind him!

Frosty the Snowman … Knew the kids would play that day

So he said, “I’ll post what I have to post … Now before I’m thrown away”

Poor Frosty, and he’s perfectly armless as well….

That’s a real bite in the …… Butt

That kid just proved to be a pain in the…

In a land with a wizard as evil as the Wiz, the magic hat you found doesn’t get as much respect as you might think.

Your “OnlyFans” career as well…

Someone patch him up! And give him arms and legs, like the original animated special.

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You’re going to a far better place for a good cause. Twerking isn’t that important anyway.

Anyone else hear the voice of Jackie Vernon as the voice of the snow man?