Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 26, 2022

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    eromlig  7 months ago

    An automated subzero array distributor costs billions, whereas a snow catapult is only $15.

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    It’s a pretty good thing to use in a snowball fight, but we can’t have one of those in Florida.

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    profbob  7 months ago

    A piece of military equipment the US sent to Ukraine to fight off the Russians.

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    Its just me  7 months ago

    Can we have some snow down under, it’s rather hot at the moment.

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    Sire. After all the wealthy people fled, they picked us clean of scientists.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    It’s like the King (still) enjoys having a good snowball fight.

    He just doesn’t want to have to work at it (too much – if at all).

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    Looks like the King visited the Dr. Seuss Universe and brought back something.

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    adunano367  7 months ago

    I want one!

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Well, now you snows.

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    Sanspareil  7 months ago

    In the winter of 1963 in England, me mates an I would have ice fights with the Pete Moors gang that lived across the valley!

    It was so cold that ice bits were the only thing to throw!

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    Why am I thinking of The Flight of the Valkyries being played on bag pipes?

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    MayCauseBurns  7 months ago

    That’s what you get for using a defense contractor from Whoville.

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    Chithing Premium Member 7 months ago

    That’s nice, but can it play Scotland The Brave?

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    COL Crash  7 months ago

    Waste in Defensive spending has always been a problem. Sadly that’s the way they built the Military Industrial Complex to take advantage of the cash that gets thrown into it.

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    jagedlo  7 months ago

    Can it throw water balloons during the summer?

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    chmsam  7 months ago

    Like our military that still tries to build an all purpose aircraft that of course cannot only not do all things but indeed has failed at a lot of what it should be capable of to begin with. Like not crashing so often.

    And with Putin Saber rattling yet again with tanks and troops on the Ukrainian border wouldn’t a tank buster/ground attack plane be a handy card to have in that poker game? Oh wait… Don’t we already have some of those that cost a miniscule fraction of the new plane and work just fine for that exact job? Why… Why, yes we do.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  7 months ago

    how much would Calvin give for one of those to turn loose on susie derkins?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago

    It looks like a combination of a trebuchet and bagpipes.

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    preacherman  7 months ago

    The horns could be useful in bringing down the walls of Jericho. Somebody go find Joshua.

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    Tweet&Bleat  7 months ago

    Was it designed by Dr. Seuss?

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    IshkaBibel1  7 months ago

    Seuss Industries.

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    rickseg  7 months ago

    Looks like the little known bag trumpet. the forerunner of the bagpipe.

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    jukorte  7 months ago

    Looks like Stewies Period Cycle from Family Guy. That episode where Meg fights with school bully.

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    At least until late March. Then we use a mud launcher.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    It has potential. It’s a short step from here to the nerf machine gun. I mean really, if you can’t beat your enemies, don’t piss them off.

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    awcoffman  7 months ago

    Finally found a good use for bagpipes.

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    Indianapolis Smith  7 months ago

    At last! Something I can do with those old bagpipes I’ve got in the attic!

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    stamps  7 months ago

    Looks like it plays the bagpipes too.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  7 months ago

    Didnt I see that on the Grinch christmas movie?

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    Kingy probably had plans for you to soup it up with your magic…

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    DNCoyote  7 months ago

    Like something out of Dr Seuss:)

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    ForbesField  7 months ago

    If, as it looks, that thing plays bagpipes, it will drive the enemy away in tears.

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    Longbow1964  7 months ago

    I wonder if Dill’s brothers from Cul de sac designed it.

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    s.gottlieb  7 months ago

    Probably the last time King Fink buys weapons designed by Dr. Seuss!

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    BlueKnight1966  7 months ago

    It can also toss grenades. And the King put rocks and ice cubes inside the snowballs.

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  7 months ago

    At least it went to a good cause and boosted the economy to boot.

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