Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 08, 2021

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    Scorpio Premium Member 8 months ago

    I have got to remember that one. They still probably heard it 1000 times – but still.

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    B UTTONS  8 months ago

    Wiz has a heart today.

    Any other day he would have made the joker The Suicide King.

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    That’s what you get for gloating!

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    jasonsnakelover  8 months ago

    I tell magicians the same thing if they show me card tricks.

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    hariseldon59  8 months ago

    That guy’s a real card.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    At least the Wiz made him into an Ace. (And he has heart.)

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    Sanspareil  8 months ago

    Could have been worse, could have been a poop deck!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    I guess he is one card shy of a deck.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  8 months ago

    Never mess with a dark wizard.

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    Gent  8 months ago

    “Well, did ya ask him to turns you back to normal?”

    “Well, he said it’s on the cards.”

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    So… honesty wasn’t the best policy?

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    Troglodyte  8 months ago

    Doesn’t get much better if you mess with the right street magician, either!

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    AlanM  8 months ago

    Well, he DID answer the question asked.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s okay. Just go kiss the rabbit in the hat and you’ll be right as rain. Mind the Queen of Hearts though.

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    Well, now he has a career in baseball. Every good team needs a good ace.

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    walstib  8 months ago

    His love life may improve now that he’s the Ace of Hearts.

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    tcayer  8 months ago

    I don’t get “The deck belongs to you, sir.” Is that a dis?

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  8 months ago

    …and now YOU belong to the wizard!!

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    firefrost  8 months ago

    Never mess with a Dark Wizard.

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    Mediatech  8 months ago

    What a raw deal.

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    eddi_tbh  8 months ago

    Never snark a wizard.

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