Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 08, 2021

I have got to remember that one. They still probably heard it 1000 times – but still.

Wiz has a heart today.

Any other day he would have made the joker The Suicide King.

That’s what you get for gloating!

I tell magicians the same thing if they show me card tricks.

That guy’s a real card.

At least the Wiz made him into an Ace. (And he has heart.)

Could have been worse, could have been a poop deck!

I guess he is one card shy of a deck.

Never mess with a dark wizard.

“Well, did ya ask him to turns you back to normal?”

“Well, he said it’s on the cards.”

So… honesty wasn’t the best policy?

Doesn’t get much better if you mess with the right street magician, either!

Well, he DID answer the question asked.

It’s okay. Just go kiss the rabbit in the hat and you’ll be right as rain. Mind the Queen of Hearts though.

Well, now he has a career in baseball. Every good team needs a good ace.

His love life may improve now that he’s the Ace of Hearts.

I don’t get “The deck belongs to you, sir.” Is that a dis?

…and now YOU belong to the wizard!!

Never mess with a Dark Wizard.

What a raw deal.

Never snark a wizard.