Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 24, 2021

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    jasonsnakelover  2 months ago

    Those are the only days you see him have fun.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  2 months ago

    To the George of the Jungle theme, Watch out for that wall!!!

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    Wilde Bill  2 months ago

    That is so he looks forward to going back to work.

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    Fritzsch  2 months ago

    That looks more like an off day than a day off!

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    Those of you who are just joining our webinar please reboot your devices while we work out some of the – ahem – cobwebs.

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    charliefarmrhere  2 months ago

    He needs some lessons from Spiderman.

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    efkasper  2 months ago

    He’s going to need a couple of more days off to recover from his injuries and repair the wall (unless he has a spell for that…)

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    dcdete.  2 months ago

    When you try to go zoom on the world wide web, sometimes you run into a security fire wall.

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    Yontrop  2 months ago

    … and off days.

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    Farside99  2 months ago

    I don’t think he’s enjoying this particular day off as much as he thought he would.

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    hariseldon59  2 months ago

    He’s no Peter Parker.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Tony (husband) works creatively from home…what frightens me most is when he enters a room saying “I’ve been thinking…” ROFLOL

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  2 months ago

    Do wizards ever have a day off?

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    Chithing Premium Member 2 months ago

    Spider wiz, spider wiz, tries to do a spider’s biz. Hits the wall, every time. He’s so bad, it’s a crime. Lookout! Here comes the spider wiz.

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    Reminds me of the time he got bit by a spider and a web shot out of his…rear.

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    jagedlo  2 months ago

    Forgot to account for the wall, did we, Wiz?

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    Chris  2 months ago

    at least there’s few moments that you get to laugh at him for his stupidity.

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    Mr Goink!  2 months ago

    Just call him “daddy long legs”

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Nap time!

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  2 months ago

    Well, it’s one for the funnies two for the “Ow!”

    Three to get headaches now go, web, go

    But don’t you crash at my white lime wall

    Well you can have a day off but

    Leave no cracks on my white lime wall

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 2 months ago

    When Harry Potter plays Spiderman and goes all George of the Jungle. Corpsman!! UP!

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    wongo  2 months ago

    Spider wizzard ? Really ?

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    kathleenhicks62  2 months ago

    Or off days?

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    dwagon55  2 months ago

    What did I tell you about binge watching Spiderman?

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    russellmkar  2 months ago

    He needs two magic wands

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    rshive  2 months ago

    The magic of days off only goes so far.

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    wldhrsy2luv  2 months ago

    Mom always said “Not in the house”.

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    blakerl  2 months ago

    Did Peter Parker have this much of a problem starting out???

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    paranormal  2 months ago

    I wonder if Pee Wee Herman is related to him…

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    dave1960  2 months ago

    All in all, you’re just a, ’nother web on the wall….

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    donwestonmysteries  2 months ago

    Spidey Wizard.

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    wjones  2 months ago

    I use the world wide web, But for some reason I am still in my chair.

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    Mediatech  2 months ago

    With great power comes great irresponsibility.

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    BlueKnight1966  2 months ago

    Just call him Art.

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    Baucuva  2 months ago

    Wait until he retires.

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    geese28  2 months ago

    You have to do it between 2 buildings to get the full “swing” of it

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    eddi_tbh  2 months ago

    The Wiz is still a kid at heart. And the rest of his body pays the price.

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    seamusrmacdonald  2 months ago

    Nothing beats a good sight gag.

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