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Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 17, 2021

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    montylc2001  3 months ago

    I’d a figured he had some great nitrous oxide. Or better.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    There’s a spell for having dental work done.

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    Abra-ca-xylocaine!

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    Actually in medieval times people had fairly healthy teeth because they ate less sugar than we do today. And if you needed a tooth pulled the local barber would do it.

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    pearlsbs  3 months ago

    Before anesthetics people just had to endure the pain to have their teeth worked on.

    Not long ago I had to have a couple of small cavities filled. The dentist was going to deaden my mouth. I really hate that lingering numb feeling in my mouth. I asked him if we could try it first without numbing my mouth. He said, “OK, we’ll try it that way first. We can always deaden it if you need it.”

    It hurt some but it never got to a point that I couldn’t endure it. Afterward I felt just fine without a dead mouth. If the cavities had been bigger, I don’t know if I would have been able to do it without anesthetic.

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    efkasper  3 months ago

    Come on now, Wiz…you may have taken on whole armies but you’ve never defeated any of them!

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    C  3 months ago

    Can’t conjure a healthy tooth?

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  3 months ago

    My dentist is the only one I bare my teeth at – he knows why

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    Wizard, heal ( i.e. use a spell) thyself!!

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    A little humility is a good thing.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    I find courage with a Xanax.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nitrous barely touches me. Perfect pitch is a detriment at the dentist because the drill and everything else goes off-pitch to the point where I say that they need to take that out and have it tuned properly.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    I bearly goes to the dentist. I even bites one once. He afraid to put his hand into me mouth afterwards. Heh heh.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    The dentist is the worst

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    WilliamWilliam  3 months ago

    And there average life expectcy was 32 years.

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    Mr Goink!  3 months ago

    That’s how I am when going to the doctor, I hate going

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Oy! That’s me!

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    There are worse things… like surgery.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    With the Wiz’s hand firmly grasping the Doctor’s jewels “Were not going to hurt each other are we?”

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    And then afterward, he’ll either exaggerate about how painful it was or say that it was a piece of cake…

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    ksu71  3 months ago

    W.C. Fields

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvQRYd8xUYU

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    Ichabod Ferguson  3 months ago

    I’d be nervous too, if my dentist used a mortuary table.

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    TexasRoadStew  3 months ago

    medieval times, nothing but black plague and healthy teeth. What a great time to be alive!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I feel sorry for Dentists. I avoid them, but I feel sorry for them.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Wonder why he didn’t use his wand

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    jmac60  3 months ago

    I feel ya Wiz!

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    InuYugiHakusho  3 months ago

    I recently had a dental checkup after going way too long without one.

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    Bruce388  3 months ago

    I like the people who work in my mouth to keep their eyes open.

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s the tooth; the whole tooth; and nothing but the tooth.

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    kathleenhicks62  3 months ago

    Jittery Whiz?

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Believe me – I know the feeling! I’d hate to see my chart. The staff fight over who is allowed to take a personal day when name shows up on the schedule!

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    carlos.drumin  3 months ago

    I can relate!!!

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    hagarthehorrible  3 months ago

    Yeah, without the anaesthesia your wizardry could go on for a toss.

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    Dgwphotos  3 months ago

    Gee, this sounds like me before my Upper GI endoscopy earlier this week.

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