Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 01, 2021

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Titanaboa (doesn’t matter how I spell it because the phone always does a red underline like I spelled it wrong)

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    A BIT big?

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  3 months ago

    Wizard should teleport the snake to Jane’s cave.

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    Tom Riddles’ Basilisk

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    meg_grif  3 months ago


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    Cornelius Noodleman  3 months ago

    That’s one big worm.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  3 months ago

    I’m fairly certain the people in those neighboring homes won’t be calling to complain…

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    alien011  3 months ago

    Well, the Wizard can definitely claim that he got the longest one.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    I suppose someone should worry when it gets really hungry.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    This does not appear to be a case of (simply) outgrowing its cage.

    Although he has done a lot of damage, he looks fairly docile. Maybe he could tell us what happened.

    Could it be some kind of “experiment” that went wrong? Where is the Wiz? What has he been up to? Has someone doing some gain-of-function research?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    I hear that it’s hard to get that snake to laugh. The snake just doesn’t understand jokes. Since he doesn’t have any legs for you to pull.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Well, he’ll eats the giant rats in the neighborhood.

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    Chris  3 months ago

    just a bit… how big of a cage did you get?

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    redback  3 months ago

    now the home owners association will start calling about a snake turning everybody into stone

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    The neighbors are still wondering what happened to their little Fluffy and Rosco. I just can’t stand it.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    As we leave the kingdom of ID our cartoonist duo Parker and Hart have just recovered from a Giant Bong Hit and are picking the needles out of their lips after sucking dry a Peyote Cactus paddle. Hallucinating, they depict a snake handling religious ceremony that has gotten out of hand but still enchanted them with it’s massive girth.

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    Sportymonk  3 months ago

    More modern style homes?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Sooo, hes hisssing in many pits these days…

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    I suppose his cage was the house next door.

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    joefearsnothing  3 months ago

    Please, please don’t release him/her in the Everglades like so many thoughtless people have! It’s a huge ecological problem in South Florida and it’s spreading North!

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    He’s probably going to try and hide in the walls.

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    Ya think???

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Somewhere in Florida…

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Jormungandr get back in your cage right now!!!

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    You think…..

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    randolini Premium Member 3 months ago

    Do what everyone else does and let it loose in the Everglades.

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    Orcatime  3 months ago

    When did Id have a suburb?

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