Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 22, 2021

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    Gordo4ever  2 months ago

    Re-run I do believe…

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    B UTTONS  2 months ago

    The crowd he addressed is bound to the hangman’s noose.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yeppers!! All for me and none for thee!!

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    KLSeering  2 months ago

    The Fink is channeling Red Green!

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    Sire? The “We’re all in this together” line isn’t working anymore. Not when ‘you’ openly defy participation. They say France is nice this time of year.

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    rshive  2 months ago

    Laughing as they return to their respective castles.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yep, just look at DOJ decision not to prosecute Wilbur Ross for lying to Federal judges and Congress.

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    dave1960  2 months ago

    At least they are not sleeping….

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    Gent  2 months ago

    We’re all in this together, said the filthy rich celebrities from their comfortable mansions.

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    dcdete.  2 months ago

    Strange, he seems to be in that balcony all by himself.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    That nose would make a great target for sling-shot as it sticks out over the balcony.

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    Looneytunes65  2 months ago

    He could be a CEO

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    Mr Goink!  2 months ago

    The Trump of ID!

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    jagedlo  2 months ago

    Because even the Id-iots can recognize idiocy!

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    Troglodyte  2 months ago

    Yes, if “it” refers to deep doo-doo!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Why does it seem that poor folks are often more generous than rich folks? Maybe because it’s more noticeable?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Never before has “together” actually meant “apart”. My sister and her family are coming from a nearby city on Tuesday for their first visit in sixteen months. Whoever thought up the “together” slogan should find something better to do.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Only he doesn’t realize they’re laughing AT him and with him!

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    ellisc  2 months ago

    Ole Joe gets the same reaction!

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    Is the pandemic not dying down? We are somewhat returning to normal.

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    One might even say that you slew them, although in this sense of “slay”, perhaps “slayed” works better.

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    IshkaBibel1  2 months ago

    And keep your stick on the ice.

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    wirepunchr  2 months ago

    The crowd knows a joke when they hear one.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  2 months ago

    In the first few months of the pandemic, you would often see celebrities posting videos from their well-appointed, immaculate, well-stocked homes, saying “we’re all in this together.” It wasn’t funny then, either.

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    redback  2 months ago

    and if I don’t win the election we will storm the institutions and make it by force and pass over the will of the majority of people, and I will be just right behind you.. till they make me accountable for it; then I’ll deny everything and blame everyone else, as usual..

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 2 months ago

    you can say whatever you wish to say, do whatever you wish to do, go wherever you wish to go. but when you insist I live in your version of reality based only on your experience and wishful thinking to back it up – I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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    michael3114  2 months ago

    My sentiments exactly. Every time I hear some rich celebrity or politician spew that drivel, it makes me want to tell them where they can stick that patronizing garbage.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    What happened to that guy who ran for president on the “unity” platform?

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    cmforzetting  2 months ago

    just like all of the sanctimonious officials who mandated lockdowns and business closures and lost not one penny of income…

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    eddi_tbh  2 months ago

    Fine time a joke.

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    klapre  2 months ago

    Oh, he’s still in the White House screwing things up on a daily basis. Thankfully, he won’t last past his one and only term.

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