Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 03, 2021

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    If the king is her dad, then who’s the girl’s mom?

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    He doesn’t want to be come Speaker of the House.

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    SamuelMeasa  4 months ago

    A number of french monarchy might have preferred this when the revolution started.

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    LiamG.P  4 months ago

    Ooo, that is some beautiful lady.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    A Snob Frog?

    A Frog with Delusions of Grandeur?

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    constantine48  4 months ago

    Good choice!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    You might make a cute couple. You could head to France and have some French-Flies. And if things don’t work out, you can have frog legs for dinner.

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    jmcenanly  4 months ago

    Seeing the current state of the Monarchy, if I were that frog, I would take a vow of celibacy.

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    dave1960  4 months ago

    Well he did jump to conclusions there….

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    Mr Schnobb  4 months ago

    He needs a top hat and a cane!

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Plunk you’re magic grinder Froggy!

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Must be an English frog…

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yeah. He’s already got enough headlines about preying on virgins. He really doesn’t need his life examined inside and out, warts and all.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hey frog! Get back to courtin’ “with a sword and pistol by your side” and leave the monarchy to the professionals. Well, at least to the people who are doing it right now.

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    joefearsnothing  4 months ago

    The fake poll or the other fake poll? ;o}

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    milococola  4 months ago

    They should use this character more often

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    The frog says, “If you kissed me, I would be part of the Monarchy.” Does that mean that he was part of the Monarchy or does he simply think that being kissed by a maiden will make him part of the Monarchy?

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    blakerl  4 months ago

    In the case of the Kingdom of ID. The frog would be better off staying a frog. Than becoming part of that Monarchy. Or that of the UK.

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    Tentoes  4 months ago

    Stick with the frog gig, buddy.

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    ZarPaulus  4 months ago

    My guess is the king’s nephew saw the way the winds were blowing and asked the wizard to remove him from the line of succession/firing line.

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    He’s been reading up about (ex-)Prince Harry?

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    …and then I’d move to America and renounce my royalty.

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    kathleenhicks62  4 months ago

    What does this mean?

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    Thinkingblade  4 months ago

    A frog who is an introvert – a can get behind that.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Thanks for the thought though……

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    hagarthehorrible  4 months ago

    That little greeni is obnoxious.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Torn from the headlines

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