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Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 19, 2021

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    Wilde Bill  11 months ago

    … a lawyer…

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    Lightpainter  11 months ago

    What about the guard dogs? Better take some raw steaks.

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    fuzzbucket  11 months ago

    Pettifog would like to buy a share in the business.

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    dave1960  11 months ago

    Hit a hardware store first, no loans…

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    littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago

    I wonder when this Idea crystalized in his little head. It could fracture his relationship with the Law while he cleaves his way through the store.

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    Those tools could also be used for a more peaceful “peaceful protest”.

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    1953Baby  11 months ago

    Just discovered Donald Westlake’s John Dortmunder books. Funny, light, easy reading about a group of professional thieves who can never quite get it right. . .

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    geese28  11 months ago

    Magnifying glass as well

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    Jeffin Premium Member 11 months ago

    Oh, you mean ‘open’ a jewelry store.

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    Mario500  11 months ago

    (imagines this cartoon being part of a continuous story (a serial))

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago

    The sad thing is, I think a lot of banks would go for it. I’m looking at you Wells Fargo and Barclays.

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    rshive  11 months ago

    You can get a good lock pick cheap.

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    awcoffman  11 months ago

    That’s one way to “open” it.

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    And a grand opening it will be!

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    WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago

    Kenosha?

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    hagarthehorrible  11 months ago

    That’s pretty easy way to establish a jewellery store.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  11 months ago

    YOU JUST GAVE IT AWAY, YOU RUBE!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  11 months ago

    “M. Bank”?

    M. for “Monty”?

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    morgankhat  11 months ago

    Please don’t give that list of materials to Congress, it’ll expand it into a billion dollar boondoggle…at the taxpayer’s expense.

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    WentBrown  11 months ago

    Criminal alert!

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