Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 03, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    Leaving weapons for the animals to hunt?

    Won’t work. They do not have the same dexterity as humans. Create weapons they can use… such as antlers that double as wands, or every time they rear-up they can shoot a bazooka, those kinds of things… then they might have a fighting chance!

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    ghretighoti  almost 4 years ago

    Which amendment is it that guarantees the right to arm bears?

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of one of Philip José Farmer’s stories where the fall hunt has be come extra dangerous for human hunters because the animals now hunt back. Deer have developed color vision and can now distinguish hunter red (this was long before the Blaze Orange was standard and the hunting coats used to be a dark red plaid). Various other animals had developed extra abilities to deal with hunters. It was part of an anthology of his works that I read in the late 60’s during HS.

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    flashdrive1988  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like Wiz hid all the hunting weapons?

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    According to Google, “thy name is chaos” has referred to Disaster, UK, Redeemer of all, Colorado Rapids against Montreal Impact, College football, O woman, life, and Wednesday, among others. None of it helped.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I wish animals could hunt men.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I thought that KAOS need Siegfried to to run it?

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    This year’s elections.

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    favm  almost 4 years ago

    Are the deer selling the weapons?

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    Chaos? As in Captain Chaos?

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 4 years ago

    I…don’t quite get what’s happening here. Little help?

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    gokar 4,la  almost 4 years ago

    I go hunting in a very secret hunting ground. It’s a great place, variety and it comes wrapped neatly on a tray. No I’ll never tell.

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    AlijaHalilovic  almost 4 years ago

    Not getting this

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    redback  almost 4 years ago

    now if only the had thumbs, could stand in two feet and had their eyes pointing forward..

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Oh deer.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Animals have a instinct for evil….

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    mikey777  almost 4 years ago

    Explain please ! Mikey

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    Mike.Cantrell  almost 4 years ago

    Bears have been known to circle back an ambush men that were stalking them.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    If you want REAL chaos invite a bunch intergalactic alien hunters with cloaking devices and a knack for skulls and spines as trophies to join in on the fun

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    Jim2g  almost 4 years ago

    You must be a vegetarian lol

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    jtt  almost 4 years ago

    Um, thumbs? ;-)

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    His name’s John and he drives a tractor.

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    KevDoneIt  almost 4 years ago

    Go study some polar bears. In person, I mean.

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    weirdme Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    A Wizard gone wild!

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    micromos  almost 4 years ago

    You don’t like men?

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    JeanlouMartin  almost 4 years ago

    Anybody here ever heard of Wiley Bears?!

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    VickiP123  almost 4 years ago

    I think the phrase ‘to bear arms’ should be ‘to arm bears’…..we are in desperate need of becoming prey to something besides a virus that isn’t effective enough to teach a ‘president’ that the reason he survived is NOT because he’s some kind of Russian messiah….although enough people seem to think he is

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    delennwen  almost 4 years ago

    Huh? don’t get it.

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    Neat '33  almost 4 years ago

    Um; Charleton Heston, the actor, found out in the movie Planet of The Apes !

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 4 years ago

    So nobody gets this joke?

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    BlueKnight1966  almost 4 years ago

    I guess he’d prefer ranched and processed meat. Maybe the dragon will come back all full of holes. That’d be fun!

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    StephenClaasen  almost 4 years ago

    “This is KAOS, we don’t HUNT here!” —SiegfriedVice President of Public Relations and Terror, KAOS

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    NatureBatsLast  almost 4 years ago

    I wish the NRA would practice what they preach and arm the homeless!

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    William Robbins Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Looks like the deer are just as confused as I am.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Okay…will somebody just explain this already?!

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    ChuckB Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Maybe: the wizard thinks that by leaving weapons for the animals, he has leveled the playing field, creating chaos? I found one 2007 references to a quote “Parity, thy name is Chaos”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Sorry for the redundant posting I left several of you answering your question of what is happening. Replies don’t show up for all to see unless a person specifically clicks on the “replies” link. And, I could be wrong.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 4 years ago

    Specially the sortie, fink.

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    _|450|\|X  9 months ago

    You should read Death In The Long Grass! A violent book about a hunter in africa (nonfiction contains disturbing and violent material rated M for blood and gore and smoking)

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