Won’t work. They do not have the same dexterity as humans. Create weapons they can use… such as antlers that double as wands, or every time they rear-up they can shoot a bazooka, those kinds of things… then they might have a fighting chance!
Reminds me of one of Philip José Farmer’s stories where the fall hunt has be come extra dangerous for human hunters because the animals now hunt back. Deer have developed color vision and can now distinguish hunter red (this was long before the Blaze Orange was standard and the hunting coats used to be a dark red plaid). Various other animals had developed extra abilities to deal with hunters. It was part of an anthology of his works that I read in the late 60’s during HS.
According to Google, “thy name is chaos” has referred to Disaster, UK, Redeemer of all, Colorado Rapids against Montreal Impact, College football, O woman, life, and Wednesday, among others. None of it helped.
If you want REAL chaos invite a bunch intergalactic alien hunters with cloaking devices and a knack for skulls and spines as trophies to join in on the fun
I think the phrase ‘to bear arms’ should be ‘to arm bears’…..we are in desperate need of becoming prey to something besides a virus that isn’t effective enough to teach a ‘president’ that the reason he survived is NOT because he’s some kind of Russian messiah….although enough people seem to think he is
Maybe: the wizard thinks that by leaving weapons for the animals, he has leveled the playing field, creating chaos? I found one 2007 references to a quote “Parity, thy name is Chaos”
Sorry for the redundant posting I left several of you answering your question of what is happening. Replies don’t show up for all to see unless a person specifically clicks on the “replies” link. And, I could be wrong.
You should read Death In The Long Grass! A violent book about a hunter in africa (nonfiction contains disturbing and violent material rated M for blood and gore and smoking)
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
Leaving weapons for the animals to hunt?
Won’t work. They do not have the same dexterity as humans. Create weapons they can use… such as antlers that double as wands, or every time they rear-up they can shoot a bazooka, those kinds of things… then they might have a fighting chance!
ghretighoti almost 4 years ago
Which amendment is it that guarantees the right to arm bears?
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of one of Philip José Farmer’s stories where the fall hunt has be come extra dangerous for human hunters because the animals now hunt back. Deer have developed color vision and can now distinguish hunter red (this was long before the Blaze Orange was standard and the hunting coats used to be a dark red plaid). Various other animals had developed extra abilities to deal with hunters. It was part of an anthology of his works that I read in the late 60’s during HS.
flashdrive1988 almost 4 years ago
Looks like Wiz hid all the hunting weapons?
pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
According to Google, “thy name is chaos” has referred to Disaster, UK, Redeemer of all, Colorado Rapids against Montreal Impact, College football, O woman, life, and Wednesday, among others. None of it helped.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I wish animals could hunt men.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I thought that KAOS need Siegfried to to run it?
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
This year’s elections.
favm almost 4 years ago
Are the deer selling the weapons?
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Chaos? As in Captain Chaos?
Sir Ruddy Blighter almost 4 years ago
I…don’t quite get what’s happening here. Little help?
gokar 4,la almost 4 years ago
I go hunting in a very secret hunting ground. It’s a great place, variety and it comes wrapped neatly on a tray. No I’ll never tell.
AlijaHalilovic almost 4 years ago
Not getting this
redback almost 4 years ago
now if only the had thumbs, could stand in two feet and had their eyes pointing forward..
Gent almost 4 years ago
Oh deer.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Animals have a instinct for evil….
mikey777 almost 4 years ago
Explain please ! Mikey
Mike.Cantrell almost 4 years ago
Bears have been known to circle back an ambush men that were stalking them.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
If you want REAL chaos invite a bunch intergalactic alien hunters with cloaking devices and a knack for skulls and spines as trophies to join in on the fun
Jim2g almost 4 years ago
You must be a vegetarian lol
jtt almost 4 years ago
Um, thumbs? ;-)
Gent almost 4 years ago
His name’s John and he drives a tractor.
KevDoneIt almost 4 years ago
Go study some polar bears. In person, I mean.
weirdme Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A Wizard gone wild!
micromos almost 4 years ago
You don’t like men?
JeanlouMartin almost 4 years ago
Anybody here ever heard of Wiley Bears?!
VickiP123 almost 4 years ago
I think the phrase ‘to bear arms’ should be ‘to arm bears’…..we are in desperate need of becoming prey to something besides a virus that isn’t effective enough to teach a ‘president’ that the reason he survived is NOT because he’s some kind of Russian messiah….although enough people seem to think he is
delennwen almost 4 years ago
Huh? don’t get it.
Neat '33 almost 4 years ago
Um; Charleton Heston, the actor, found out in the movie Planet of The Apes !
The Orange Mailman almost 4 years ago
So nobody gets this joke?
BlueKnight1966 almost 4 years ago
I guess he’d prefer ranched and processed meat. Maybe the dragon will come back all full of holes. That’d be fun!
StephenClaasen almost 4 years ago
“This is KAOS, we don’t HUNT here!” —SiegfriedVice President of Public Relations and Terror, KAOS
NatureBatsLast almost 4 years ago
I wish the NRA would practice what they preach and arm the homeless!
William Robbins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Looks like the deer are just as confused as I am.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Okay…will somebody just explain this already?!
ChuckB Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Maybe: the wizard thinks that by leaving weapons for the animals, he has leveled the playing field, creating chaos? I found one 2007 references to a quote “Parity, thy name is Chaos”
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sorry for the redundant posting I left several of you answering your question of what is happening. Replies don’t show up for all to see unless a person specifically clicks on the “replies” link. And, I could be wrong.
hagarthehorrible almost 4 years ago
Specially the sortie, fink.
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You should read Death In The Long Grass! A violent book about a hunter in africa (nonfiction contains disturbing and violent material rated M for blood and gore and smoking)