Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 30, 2020

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    jasonsnakelover  11 months ago

    Is that the Pittsburgh Pirates who play major league baseball?

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    I Mad Am I  11 months ago

    I wonder what they serve! Meals on ships were not all that… healthy.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 11 months ago

    Oh! I thought this was going to have a different punchline given the way the ship was drawn

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    SamuelMeasa  11 months ago

    And one week later after they know the towns lay out, the patrol of the guards and where the king keeps the gold. Then, they raid.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago

    They serve hardtack and bootleg whiskey.

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    dave1960  11 months ago

    Just don’t get down in to the bottom of the apple barrel, you might hear something you don’t want to know…

    (Treasure Island for anyone not getting the reference ;-) )

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  11 months ago

    What happened to the moat?

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    SharkNose  11 months ago

    “’Tis it more iced tea ye be needing?” “Ok.” “Arrr, harrr, harrr!”

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    Gent  11 months ago

    I never knew Fink’s castle was by a beach.

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    jpayne4040  11 months ago

    Can you get a bottle of rum?

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    geese28  11 months ago

    Ooh I’m sure their waterfront dining must be exquisite

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    deojaideep  11 months ago

    yeah, thepiratesbay, a place you got illegal software!

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    DaveQuinn  11 months ago

    Can’t call them pirates anymore. That is offensive.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Cool. A “Long John Silvers” in Id. Of course it will “repel boarders” straight away.

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    ScratchyPDX  11 months ago

    Arr, matey! “There Be Monsters” gets 4-stars on Yelp.

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    jimboylan  11 months ago

    And with the prices they charge, you’re still getting robbed.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  11 months ago

    There is a pirate ship in the West Edmonton Mall

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    Must be an Arrrrrrbies.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Fink needs to be updated

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    Lightpainter  11 months ago

    Problem: these pirates are cannibals.

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    WentBrown  11 months ago

    hahahaha the king panicked.

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    jmcenanly  11 months ago

    Long John Silver’s was a pirate themed restaurant that has now fallen on hard times. Naming your restaurant after a notorious, albeit fictional pirate who was known to yell, “Then what does will be the lucky ones!” Is not a good idea.

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    Shikamoo  11 months ago

    And the castle is another themed restaurant.

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  11 months ago


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