Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 22, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  almost 3 years ago

    I thought it was going to be a ‘different’ substance.

    And on that thought… ever wonder what they “do” when the moat is that low? The wastes have got to go somewhere!! (Grin!)

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    DaveG1960  almost 3 years ago

    Oil right…..

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Boiling oil being poured on your enemies is nice but expensive. If the Castle/walled city had a decent water supply. Pouring boiling water will do almost as well as hot oil. And for a lot less cost.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    The Fink has trained piranha in the moat too. Not this time, Mr. Hun.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Years ago the castle had moat monsters. I wonder what ever happen to them?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You would think that it would be simpler to have a way to raise the bridge.

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    Id no longer has to depend on OPEC for their oil needs…

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    VickiP123  almost 3 years ago

    better to go green and have friends around the world than lock ourselves up with an idiot who wants to be king.

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    andersjg Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    So here we are. Sometime in the next few days, I’m going to don my mask, tuck a barf bag in my pocket, hold my nose, and vote for one of these fine candidates.

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    NathanialEvans  almost 3 years ago

    Donald j Trump is a deranged freak with a serious case of “little man syndrome” who needs a swift kick in the damn thing or if he does cheat his way to staying president (as was recently hinted)perhaps being pelted with garbage at his first public appearance in his second term might get him to grow the hell up #PeltDonald

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    Jack12one  almost 3 years ago

    What? No drawbridge?

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    Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Who gets the lousy job of cleaning up the boiling tar/pitch after the battle? That guy will definitely advocate for the use of boiling water instead of tar/pitch!

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