Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 27, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  almost 3 years ago

    The Monster Under The Bed…

    For most kids it is under the bed, or in the toy chest, maybe the closet/wardrobe.

    For me… my Monster was completely different. But that is a different story. At one time… it wasn’t a monster… but a Rattlesnake!

    For Henry… I suspect the Monster might be something completely unexpected. Anyone know where Nermal goes when he isn’t bugging Garfield!?! (Smirk!)

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    LupisLight  almost 3 years ago

    So apparently, his given name actually is Wizard?

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    UlfPeterLangenbach  almost 3 years ago

    I was thinking of our dog when there is a thunderstorm. What kind of weather would dragons be afraid of?

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    dave1960  almost 3 years ago

    Was he dreaming of knights of old?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 3 years ago

    Henry is afraid of the boogie dragon.

    (and with good reason)

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Henry dreamt that he might have the same sad ending as his cousin Puff and never leave his cave.

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    jpayne4040  almost 3 years ago

    He may have dreamed someone put his fire out!

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    It’s small comfort for Henry the shape-shifting dragon!

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    cubswin2016  almost 3 years ago

    I guess there is a worse pet to own than Get Fuzzy’s Bucky after all.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 3 years ago

    Blanche: “Oh, Wiz! You’re finally getting frisky again, after all these years! Oh, my! And your technique has certainly improved a hundredfold! You sure—”

    Wiz: Blanche! I’m over here! Henry! Get back to your own bed…"

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s what you get for letting your dragon stay up to see “The Hobbit” marathon.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Dragons are afraid of the bumps in the night….when they turn over they can’t….

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A lot less comfortable than when your dog does that….but the upside is that on a cold, winter night…

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    joefearsnothing  almost 3 years ago

    If he isn’t, they are! ;o)

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    That, or someone needs to start major exfoliation of their legs.

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    paranormal  almost 3 years ago

    The mightiest are the most cowardly!

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    zodismoon  almost 3 years ago

    Does the wizard have an actual name?

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    heathcliff2  almost 3 years ago

    What is wrong? Are you hot?

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