Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 26, 2020

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    flagmichael  over 2 years ago

    We haven’t even made it to November yet!

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    LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Count me in!

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    I Mad Am I  over 2 years ago

    Karma is going to hunt me down and skin me alive for this one…

    Here is the Bad News about 2020 -

    Typically in most Plagues… they last for 15 years!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 2 years ago

    Not a bad idea when you think on it.

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    SamuelMeasa  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the message the radio station down the street from me posted last month. “I’m ready for 2020 to be over.”

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    What excuse is necessary?

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now me, I’d like all that drinking and close contact huggy stuff when it is cold outside, like January 1st. NOT when it is over 90 f, and 70+% humidity. That is when I particularly practice my social distancing.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 2 years ago

    Newscaster: Good evening, everyone! In today’s top news: Thanks to the Wizard of Id, it is now 2021, five months early!

    Everyone: Hooray!

    Aliens: Yay! We can invade five months early! We were gonna wait, to cut you poor jerks some slack, but…welcome to the party, humans!

    Meteor: Yeah, I was gonna give this place a miss, but…watch out, Atlantic Ocean…cannonbaaaaalllllll!

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    dave1960  over 2 years ago

    Your system has developed a fault, press here to reboot your copy of 2020…

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    kathleenhicks62  over 2 years ago

    Excellent Idea Wiz.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Pour me one too….this pandemic is a catastrophe

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    knittyditty  over 2 years ago


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    e.groves  over 2 years ago

    Tomorrow is my birthday, so I guess I’ll be starting a new year.

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    preacherman  over 2 years ago

    Whatever happened to Xmas in July?

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 2 years ago

    If I knew, I would have wanted this year to be cancelled. But I didn’t have 2020 vision.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yeah 2020 is a humongous suck-fest.

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    awcoffman  over 2 years ago

    November 3rd could make 2020 a whole lot better or a whole lot worse.

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    Nobody_Important  over 2 years ago

    Silly question – if we start 2021 now and my birthday is next month, do I get to skip this year? Not that I really care about my age, just asking.

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    Cincoflex  over 2 years ago

    Ooh, me too, Wiz—let 2021 begin~

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    Display  over 2 years ago

    Here’s the deal, easiest explanation of all – and you may quote me (but I want all royalties paid in full!). Hindsight is 2020, therefore this year most definitely has its head up its butt.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 2 years ago

    the best news years carttoon ever was dec 1979. when doonsbury said, “this to shall pass” “Here’s to a kidney stone of a decade.”

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    Texanna Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I don’t have a witty comment. I’m just having comment withdrawal since yahoo decided to censor us and shut down the comment section.

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    bobpickett1  over 2 years ago


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    weirdme Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I agree with the Wizard! This year can be forgotten, better start afresh!

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    PixieFun  over 2 years ago

    Well, for me it is a new year. Yesterday was my birthday.

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Oh, if only it was that easy!

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    lordhoff  over 2 years ago
    and what does that change? Next year (tomorrow), the morons will still be rioting in the cities and, while almost over, the China flu will still be there.
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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They live in a actual house?

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