Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 25, 2020

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 3 years ago

    I foresee an endless supply unless the king gets more careful.

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    enigmamz  over 3 years ago

    “It says, ‘Courage’! Ain’t it the truth!”

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 3 years ago

    With Rod, I’m guessing he twisted his ankle running away from the battle.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Rod’s all heart! Not so much the Fink… :D

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    MosheWaisberg  over 3 years ago

    how did the pin penetrate the chainmail?

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    jasonsnakelover  over 3 years ago

    Is there an Id equivalent for a Congressional medal?

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    jpayne4040  over 3 years ago

    He’s proud however he gets it!

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    jhagerson  over 3 years ago

    This illustrates the incident from the theme song of the F-Troop TV series: “when pinning it on some blood was spilled.”

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Don’t remember which episode it was, but I’m reminded of a MASH episode where Frank Burns was awarded a Purple Heart for a shell fragment only for Hawkeye to remind him that it was an eggshell fragment…

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    rmercer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He got a purple heart for getting a purple heart?! Too meta.

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    ptnjbrown  over 3 years ago

    I know a Marine that got a purple heart from stepping on broken glass barefoot while washing the commander’s car.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I honor the purple heart, but I’m sure that the poor mug wearing it would rather not have earned it. Very little on a soldier or sailors chest got there easily. The purple heart least of all.

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    Pony99CA  over 3 years ago

    Pinning a medal causing pain/blood. Reminds me of “F Troop” (and probably shows my age).

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    witten.homer175  over 3 years ago

    In between the links.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  over 3 years ago

    He probably has received a few thousand Purple Hearts over the years.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Two in one….how lucky can he get!? Ouchy

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    Frank_Lecanto  over 3 years ago

    While pinning it on

    some blood was spilled

    And so it was planned

    he’d command F Troop.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, he should show the King the boo-boos he got on his knees from tripping on the sidewalk…

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    hooglah  over 3 years ago

    Some purple hearts are truly deserved……others should be ashamed accepting them.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Much deserved Rodney. Much deserved

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 3 years ago

    Did that dragon yesterday fry poor Sir Rodney?!?:(

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    Prawnclaw  over 3 years ago

    Have I missed something here, how come he has TWO medals?

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    Prawnclaw  over 3 years ago

    OH! I get in now, one medal for the pin prick!

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    pchemcat  over 3 years ago

    Those look like pasties. Is Rodney starting a new job?

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    hagarthehorrible  over 3 years ago

    So much for being the finks stooge.

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    Ken Gagne Premium Member over 3 years ago

    F-Troop’s Captain Parmenter? Is that you?

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    PaulLeckner  over 3 years ago

    Getting a purple heart for shedding blood while getting the purple heart pinned to your uniform?!

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