Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 18, 2020

Nurse. 2020, an election year.

Bung. Put me back in a coma until mid-2021.

Would you like some blood in your alcohol system?

Wine would be better than saline.

It’s Annie Greensprings – - vintage last Friday!

Not year IV.

(There are II kinds of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don’t.)

Nurse [With Demeanor in her Voice] : “It’s the year of our lord 2020, but you wouldn’t know that, having 80 proof in your blood 24/7!”

It’s a good vintage, Bung.

Is it because he’s lying down that Bung looks a little bloated?

Ha. When I hear of an IV I always think of the ‘league’. Don’t know why. Just do.

Does Bung look a little big or swollen?

Sadly for Bung,it’s not alcoholic.

What I want to know is why the nurse’s breasts are on her back.

Either that is a really small nurse or Bing is very bloated!

Kids today don’t even know this info! Get rid of Common Core…it’s dumbing down America….

Everyone talking about roman numerals. No one surprised a sot like Bung gives a tinkersdam what year a wine would be?

MD 2020

Seems Rodney has gained a few pounds.

Whatever it is, he is extremely bloated!

Bung is retaining fluids..more than usual.