Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 14, 2020


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    B UTTONS  7 days ago

    Empty the Fink’s chamber pot, and dispose of the contents away from any sensitive environmental sites.

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    Orcatime  6 days ago

    The P-A manager.

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    littlejohn  6 days ago

    How about cleaning the Royal Bedroom, and doing the King’s personal laundry?

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  6 days ago

    I gotta admit…that’s the first “officer” thing Rodney’s ever said

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    jagedlo  6 days ago

    “Is it too late to desert?”

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    Mr Schnobb  6 days ago

    “So… what I’d like to order, err ask you fellas to do is lie, cheat and be fraudulent phonies like our Commander in Chief”!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 days ago

    That is the difference between Officer in Charge and Officer in Command.

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    WilliamPennat  6 days ago

    Sounds like something one of our clever military commanders might actually say to troops under his command….

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 days ago

    Kind of like what we’re ordering out soldiers to do in the MiddleEast…

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    David Huie Green  6 days ago

    “…cause ain’t no way in Gehenna I would do what I am about to order you to do!!”

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    WilliamMedlock  6 days ago

    That is too true to life.

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    cuzinron47  6 days ago

    That way we can find out what not to do though attrition.

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    pchemcat  6 days ago

    The first panel is a statement that all good managers/supervisors adhere to whereas, the second panel is what most managers/supervisors adhere to, unfortunately.

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    cubswin2016  6 days ago

    Rodney should be a politician.

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    BotGun  6 days ago

    You can’t tell me what to do.

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    GreggW Premium Member 6 days ago

    No doubt a popular statement during WWI.

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    eddi_tbh  6 days ago

    A officer and a gentleman. But Royal fiat, not birth.

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