Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 03, 2019

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    Vilyehm  over 1 year ago

    At least they don’t have to tap the tower wall twice and then scroll their eyes up past all the advertisements.

    And only Bung knows how many bars the kingdom gets.

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    Hmm, is that tower attached to a building of any kind?

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    whahoppened  over 1 year ago

    Those 20 reasons will be stretched over 60 to 80 pages, Just think how many ads they can stick in your face.

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    dlkrueger33  over 1 year ago

    Click bait.

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    jpayne4040  over 1 year ago

    We’ll have a word from our sponsors after each one!

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    News and analysis…what about those who just want the news?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Oy! Shut up already….

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    Mr Schnobb  over 1 year ago

    Fake news by the Republican Fink

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “WAIT – there is more!”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 1 year ago

    try not to gasp when you read number 7

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    HEY, it’s a boring job !!!! lol

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    comixbomix  over 1 year ago

    …No, that’s #21…

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    COL Crash  over 1 year ago

    That peasant must have gotten a sneak peek at the list to know what #7 is.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  over 1 year ago

    Be right back after the commercial.

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    BiathlonNut  over 1 year ago

    SHOCKING ways clickbait can get you.

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    amaneaux  over 1 year ago

    Twenty integers greater than zero and less than 21! You won’t believe number 9!

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    Rabies65  over 1 year ago

    This is why I barely watch TV anymore, and never watch singing/dancing/clapping competition shows.

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  over 1 year ago

    Click-bait…The Early Years

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    Lightpainter  over 1 year ago

    I once heard this as a news soundbite commercial: " Tonight we have a story that will make you madder than anything you’ve ever heard before". I did NOT watch it.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago
    on the list, the Fink is out of town.
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    BlueKnight1966  over 1 year ago

    Time to deploy the AdBlocker. In this case, a bow would be involved; maybe a trebuchet.

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 1 year ago

    How does he get out

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